devil-meangirl-hi-bye

• Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
• You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! :D
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Cute But Psycho...
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
• Life is hilariously cruel :D
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
• I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Call me anytime, I won't be home
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
• Guys are air for me, and without air I can't live
• Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
• If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
• Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
• Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
• Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
• You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Love is a slow poison
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
• True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
• Im falling for you ... please catch me
• Aren't you tired? You're walking for hours in my head!
• If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
• Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
• I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
• Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
• I like my sugar with coffee and cream
• Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends.
• Call me anytime, I won't be home
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
• Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
• Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
• I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
• What is a male ladybug called?
• If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
• Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
• If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
• If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
• Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
• Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
• If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
• Why is a square meal served on round plates?
• If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
• If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
• Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
• If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
• Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
• U look good from far, but when u get closer, ur far from good!
• Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy shoes!
• Oh! So thats why your looking, trying to steal my looks are ya!
• Got Beef?!? Yeah start cookin!
• God hates you, live with it.
• When you see me, you be me.
• When you Love someone just spit in their face, its always worked out for me!
• My hamster ate my homework...the teachers never heard of that one b4.
• Love me or leave me... hey wheres everyone gone?!?
• Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
• Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary.
• 7 out of the 3 people in my head are telling me to go to sleep.
• Guns don't kill people... I DO!
• If you can read this you need another beer
• Falling in love is the stupidest thing a person can ever do!
• Mary had a little lamb, her farther shot it dead, now it goes 2 skool with her, between 2 slices of bread!
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder (B)
• Sanity is a game... u either win it, or u lose it
• Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
• My teacher said I could become anything, so I became drunk!
• Why are football stadiums so cool... cuz there are loads of fans there!
• If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
• Why am I so cool... mainly cuz I have a fan in front of me.
• Save a tree, Eat a beaver.
• My Imaginary friend thinks my big toe is crazy!
• Call me anytime, I won't be home.
• If guns kill people then can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
• If electricity comes from electrons the does morality come from morons?
• Reading this wastes five seconds of your precious life.
• If there wasn't any bad people in the world, how would we have enemies?
• If the world didn't have cows, how would we get milk?
• Spoil your child rotten beacuse they will be putting you in a nursing home later.
• Don't miss classes at school, just take the whole day off!
• We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
• In jail, you get food, in jail you get tea but the only thing you don't get is the... KEY!
• Those who laugh last think slowest.
• I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.
• Don't smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions.
• Say no to drugs, give them to me!
• My imaginary friend says his big toe thinks ur crazy
• The computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for kick boxing!
• Your family is like a cactus, its a bunch of pricks!
• I'll beat you with a stick!
• We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
• In jail, you get food, in jail you get tea but the only thing you don't get is the... KEY!
• Those who laugh last think slowest.
• I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do.
• Don't smoke cigs, you only have 2 lungs. Smoke weed, neurons, you have millions.
• Say no to drugs, give them to me!
• My imaginary friend says his big toe thinks ur crazy
• The computer may have beaten me at chess, but it was no match for kick boxing!
• Your family is like a cactus, its a bunch of pricks!
• I'll beat you with a stick!
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
•Intel inside, Idiot outside
•I'm on a seafood diet: whenever I see food, I eat it!
•My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them
•You're pretty... pretty UGLY!
•WOW I got 19 in my IQ test :D
•Nothings true! and that's the truth
•People say I'm insane... I'm not crazy, just ask Mr bunny and Mrs dodo here!
•MSN Nickname coming soon.
•If you cross a bulldog and a shitzu do you get a bullshit?
•Insert witty and funny nickname here]
•I am broke as a joke (no joke)
•Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
•Bulimia: Double the taste, none of the calories
•Life, Get One
•I'm tarquing on msn insteed off studding four mi speeling test.
•If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
•Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in a living room
•Nothing can rain on my parade! Hey where'd all this rain come from?
•404 - MSN Screen Name not found!
•I bet Victoria doesn't even know her own secret!
•Geeks are like dogs... They drool all over you
•Find cake, eat cake, repeat.
•Our parents taught us how to walk and talk and now all they want us to do is sit down and shut up!
•How do you keep an idiot in suspense??? Tell you later.
•Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they made BEER!
•Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9
•Yo mama so fat she goes to a movie and she sits next to everybody.
•Just because I talk to myself doesn't mean I'm weird
•Friends are people who know all about you, yet still put up with you
•Death waits for no one... Except me!
•My doctor put my brain in upside down when I was born
•Laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry and the world laughs harder

•Lifes a waste of time, times a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
•Tip: Never, EVER Eat Yellow Snow.
•I once saw a vegetarian wearing a fur coat... It was made of grass!
•Don't you think reading peoples nicknames is a waste of time?
•If you want breakfast in bed, Then sleep in the kitchen!
•Freaky people freak me out, tired people tire me out, funny people just make ma laugh, I wasn't talking about you so don't be daft!
•A man once said to me, what kind of beans do you like to eat? I replied, human ones! 8o| then he ran off screaming!
•Birdy, birdy in da sky, y u do that in my eye? It looks so white and tastes like sap golly gosh its birdy crap!
•Why did the turtle cross the road? cause he was handcuffed to the chicken
•Roses are red and sometimes pink, I'll buy u some deodorant cause u stink
•Hate. There's too much of it, and yet I'm the main supplier.
•If you're gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty ;)
•:P Wow, whats that smell? It smells like butt. Oh yeah, its your breath! :P
•Roses are red, violets are blue, fools like you, are very few!
•To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me... HA u must be kidding!
•I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny :D
•Yo mamma so stupid when her TV got stolen she ran after the robber to give him the remote!
•Oh No! The Electricity Is Out, We'll Have To Watch TV By Candlelight
•Yo mamma so fat that she has two different timed watches on each wrist because shes in two different time zones.
•Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit!
•Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
•All u need to remember in life is to drink, drink and don't ever stop or you may see the world as it really is.
•To MSN or not to MSN, that is the question.
•Why do we park in the driveway but we drive in the parkway?
•If you turn the word 'suns' upside down what does it spell?
•Give me your money! And if you don't, I respect that.
•I could type something important here... That is if I wanted to... Hmm... Nah!
•Don't Do Drugs, Give Them To Me
•Hey, what do I type in here?
•What is that big book with no story? Oh yeah, the dictionary!
•You don't hear me not complaining
•My status is currently set to "away", therefore, I will not reply to you. So it is useless sending me a message. Hahahaha!
•I do not have a display name
•Whats that in your eye!?... Oh its a sparkle
•I climbed the ladder to success, but I fell off and broke my leg
•Without me, you wouldn't be awesome, you would be aweso!
•End discrimination - Hate everyone!
•I'm strong as a bull, brave as a lion, wise as an owl and good looking as... as... Well ME!
•Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
•You know, the word gullible isn't in the dictionary
•You'll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn't worth noticing
•I like to learning English!
•I have standards. They may be low, but I have them.
•If winning isn't everything, then why do they keep score?
•My mommy says I'm special
•I want you... to go away
•8-| Nerd: Version 7.9 8-|
•I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.
•I'm being abducted by aliens. I'll see you yesterday!
•I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay
•Computer $900. Internet subscription $20. MSN Messenger $0. Keeping you busy with this stupid message: PRICELESS.
•Chocolate makes my clothes shrink!
•Roses r red violets r blu, monkeys lyk u shud b kept in a zoo, dont b angry I'll b there 2, outside the cage, I'll b laughin @ u!
•I always wanted to be a fisherman, but I failed. I couldnt live on my net income.
•Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
•Roses are red, violets are blue; I once thought I was ugly until I met you.
•Why are you even reading this?
•Some may call it stalking. I prefer to call it love.
•I'm a Psycho, no wait, I mean Psychic
•ThIs WrItInG Is VeRy IrRiTaTiNg
•U know whats funny?... UR FACE!
•My dog ate my Screen Name!
•I enjoy candlelight dinners, writing poetry, walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks
•I'm not stupid. You see I get Fs for FANTASTIC!
•The Police never think its as funny as you do
•Why does everyone say I'm dum... everyones rong with a capital R!
•__Dont Bother Clicking Here__
•If you think you're alone and nobody notices you, try not paying your bills
•I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face :|
•I didn't say that it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!
•You're born, learn to talk, go to school, go to uni, get a job, fall in love and then after all that hard work... u DIE!
•Life is Hard... That's why people invented the pillow
•Quickly click here twice and type something interesting ;)
•Of course cats are smarter than dogs, it takes intelligence to be that devious and cruel!
•There are so many nice people in the world, I'm here to balance it out.
•Join The Army: To Be The Best, You Gotta Kill The Rest
•If I'd choose a person that opens my heart (L), I'd choose a surgeon :P
•:)I see your face when I am dreaming. That's the reason I wake up screaming!! :P
•There are the Unlucky, and then there are your parents
•Your so ugly, when you enter the bank, they turn off the camera's
•Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
•Don't do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics!
•Why did the car cross the road? because the chicken was inside it!
•How do you cut a sea in half? but using a sea-saw!
•If homework is work, when do I get paid?
•If you can't laugh at yourself I will happily do it for you!
•Some people say your pretty, some people say your ugly but I think ur pretty ugly
•Got Milk? WHAT? Are You Poor or Something?
•Spelling tootors kneaded
•I visit my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.
•Cool thing about MSN is that people can't tell if you're talking to them naked.
•Real life needs a search function... I need my socks.
•I'm happy, don't ruin it by talking to me.
•What did 50 Cent say to his friend when he knitted him a scarf? "G-Unit?"
•You can't buy HAPPINESS but you can buy ICE CREAM... that's close enough right?
•I run with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
•Team effort: Lots of people doing what I say.
•People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

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